Windows made from plate glass should be outlawed, says a man, after claims that a fly repeatedly flew into one.
The fly, who cannot be named because it is nameless, became trapped in the Bangkok apartment of Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in E...
Microsoft plans a new release of Windows this coming February 2, 2013 that makes the well-renowned operating system a bit easier for flash drive users.
The new version has codename NEIN AUTORUN, meaning that autorun prompts won't launch everytime...
Microsoft is currently busy promoting their upcoming Windows 8 operating system designed for use on tablets and mobile phones as well as their traditional PC market. However, as a result of making Windows lean and mean enough to run on these devices...
In an unprecedented move in the computer software industry, Microsoft have indicated that their next generation Operating System, Windows 8, will be released on time.
"It was scheduled for release in June 2012," said Irvine Collateral, Microsoft r...
Many people who have owned a PC for longer than a year will know two things.
Firstly, the machine they own now is half as quick as the machine that they bought. Secondly, they will have been receiving more and more Microsoft updates the older the...
Microsoft may have gotten the miracle it needs to get back on top of the personal computer heap. In a recently released encyclical, Pope Benedict XVI named the company's latest version of Windows as "The Official Operating System of the Catholic Chu...
Suggestions that the design of the new building at Two World Trade Center in New York looks like a giant Microsoft advert have been strenuously denied by the designers. London-based Foster + Partners have said that the sloping roof of the building i...
When I first encountered WindowBlinds I was confused. After all, I live in a second floor apartment which is surrounded by trees. What use would I have for WindowBlinds? The answer came one afternoon shortly after acquiring WindowBlinds, as I was surfing the web in the privacy-or so I thought-of my bedroom.
Imagine my surprise,and that of the window washer, when I looked up after pleasuring my...
Wayne Rooney is being sued for damages for breaking an 83 year old pensioner's window who served in World War Two.
The event took place on Monday night when Wayne Rooney missed a penalty at Old Trafford when Manchester United played Arsenal and en...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning.
Resisting the...
Software company Microsoft™ has decided to go into hardware business to produce what it has been producing all along: the windows. Only this time they will be hard, and the transition from soft to hard has nothing to do with Viagra™.
A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin!
Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainl...
Windows announced today that they are going to be changing their name in order to appeal to a broader audience and widen the market share. Windows hit the market in 1983, and since then has captured the imagination of the world with their software.
The Isle of Wight News's judges have been out and about for the past two weeks examining all the window-boxes that have entered this years competition.
As usual, the competition has been fierce with some amazing window boxes, but there can only be...
Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...
In a surprise move, the Meteorological Office in the UK, or Met Office, as it is called (not a Met Officer who is a police person working in London), is to have holes knocked through the walls and the bricks are to be replaced by glass.
This new i...
A man with credentials and paperwork supporting his former involvement with the N.S.A. (national security administration) recently spoke about the agencies ability to view past events!
"They achieve the capability using keyhole like satellites, w...
Murphy, NC (IPP)- A Murphy, North Carolina man was arresrted today for not throwing trash out of his car window onto the road.
Mark Rigdon of Murphy was being followed by Officer Dempsey McClure as he drove down Peachtree Street. The street is t...
