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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

TARZANA - Alana Thompson better known as Honey Boo Boo star of the reality TV show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo paid a visit to the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana, California. Alana was accompanied by her mother "Mama"...
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Funny story:  The Titillating Reason Sofia Vergara Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

The Titillating Reason Sofia Vergara Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - The star of the television comedy Modern Family, Sofia Vergara currently has the biggest selling calendar in the entire country. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, Ms. Vergara's 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Ma...
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Funny story:  The World's Smallest Owl

The World's Smallest Owl

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - An Alabama forest ranger has just discovered what is believed to be the smallest owl in history. Ranger Cunningham Quickquibble, said that he was patrolling an isolated area of The Cornbread State Forest when he heard what so...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Following extensive research by a group of scientists it's been confirmed that chimpanzees are even more like humans than we thought. Researchers studied the behaviour of around 500 captive chimps all over the world and found that their sense of w...
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Funny story:  The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

TARZANA - Selena Gomez took one of her nieces to The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana in an effort to help get her mind off the break up between her and Justin. Gomez, 20, talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk as she careful...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

TARZANA, California - Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were spotted at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo, hand-feeding some of the animals. Kim was carrying around a 10 pound sack of petting zoo food while Kanye made call after call on...
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Funny story:  An Elephantine Tale of Woe

An Elephantine Tale of Woe

It was reported recently that Schonbrunn Zoo in Vienna have artificially inseminated a pachyderm with frozen sperm from an African elephant. Sadly, the world seems to have forgotten.....it was 20 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play...
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Funny story:  Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Dorking Zoo Keeper, Stavros Jones, improved his brainpower three-fold by smoking the malted fur from various primates at the zoo he is employed at an un-named conservation park in Surrey. Stavros, a keen botanist when not tending to primates, boas...
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Funny story:  Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

The Humboldt Penguin whose daring escape from Tokyo's Sea Life Park in March, which shocked the world, is now suspected of pranking Tokyo Zoo. The Penguin, named Penguin No.13, who looks no different that Penguins 1-12, threw himself over a 13 foot...
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Funny story:  Primates begin to speak English, claim 'Planet of the Apes' is Documentary from the Future

Primates begin to speak English, claim 'Planet of the Apes' is Documentary from the Future

Earlier today, zoologists were stunned when three apes from the New York zoo began to speak to them in English. What started as a friendly conversation (the apes thanking the zookeepers for their humane treatment) quickly turned sour. "You can onl...
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Funny story:  New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

The double island nation of New Zealand is taking the bold step of making both islands national parks and taking the world's species to roam free in one giant zoo. "New Zealand has a vast range of habitats," said tourism minister, Hacker McClacker...
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Funny story:  Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear, 44, works as an animal inseminator, and has been trying to encourage more people to follow him into the profession. It is a tough job, he says, but rewarding and with plenty of perks. This week, he is travelling to Peru, with a consignment of 7 gallons of llama semen. This is a typical week for Chad. "Oh yes," he says, "I have to collect the semen, bottle the semen, transfer the sem...
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Funny story:  Zoo pandas refuse to shag without Marriage of Figaro 'or Cosy Fanny Totty'

Zoo pandas refuse to shag without Marriage of Figaro 'or Cosy Fanny Totty'

Edinburgh - Keepers at Edinburgh Zoo's panda house are to play recordings of Mozart operas to put Yang Guang and Tian Tian in the mood for a Passion Week shag. According to years of Chinese breeding experience classical music has a strong affect o...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...
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Funny story:  Monkey House at Bronx Zoo Closed; Monkeys Furious

Monkey House at Bronx Zoo Closed; Monkeys Furious

"I don't get it," said one of the displaced monkeys. "The Monkey House had landmark status, but we can't live there anymore? Go figure. What kind of monkey business is this?" The monkeys agree that, overall, humans are just plain obnoxious -- t...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Record A Valentine's Day CD Based On The Songs of Led Zeppelin

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Record A Valentine's Day CD Based On The Songs of Led Zeppelin

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were enjoying Southern California' wonderfully, warm, wintertime, weather as they visited the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. The couple who have visited the petting zoo before walked ar...
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Funny story:  The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State. The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...
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Funny story:  The Toronto Zoo Is Catching Hell For Threatening To Separate Its Two Gay Penguins Buddy and Pedro

The Toronto Zoo Is Catching Hell For Threatening To Separate Its Two Gay Penguins Buddy and Pedro

TORONTO, Canada - The director of The Toronto Zoo, Pierre F. Toulouse has stated that a recent story about two gay zoo penguins has ignited quite a firestorm. Mr. Toulouse told Taffeta Kixx of iRumors that the zoo purchased two male African pengui...
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