In a surprise announcement the Chancellor has announced that Britain's bail out has been agreed with the Russians.
'It was the Russians or bankruptcy' Osborne revealed to a shocked House of Commons. In exchange for the massive Russian bail out the...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...
Somewhere, USA-On Monday, September 10, 2012, the robotic and vacuous Mitt Romney stumbled along the dusty campaign trail with his dumb-struck running mate, Paul Ryan. As Romney's black hair dye streamed down the back of his $150 Facconable shirt, an...
Ireland's peak terrorist organisation, the Irish Republican Army, has been severely damaged by recent changes in the country's electoral laws.
The Irish parliament, this week, passed an amendment to electoral laws, removing state funding from poli...
In an effort to promote this weekend's European Championships between Spain and Italy, UEFA has struck a deal with the European Central Bank whereby immediately following the conclusion of this Sunday's match, the sovereign debt of the winning countr...
The two largest football teams in Spain have been heavily funded by contributions from the Spanish government. With Spain's economy now in dire straits, with a need to find two billion Euros, it has been determined to reclaim the assets that they hel...
Many people, including politicians Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, author/activists Charles Ferguson and Noam Chomsky, and economists Larry Summers and Raghuram Rajan, have weighed in on (or denied) the fraud, political manipulations and criminal wrong...
Following Chuck Norris's announcement that he will assume the Presidency in 2013, his financial advisors disclosed today that Mr. Norris will also take over the ailing Kodak Corporation in an apparent move to "Kick its butt back into shape".
With...
The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows.
Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...
Since the economic collapse, many businesses were saved by the government bailout machine. Many "economists" believe that the government taking over General Motors was a disastrous move. However the Administration of Americas Saviour in Chief thinks...
In a week that has seen the leaders of the most powerful countries in the world skitting around like loose sheep on a motorway, one of the most powerful and least understood nation states has finally made a decisive move.
As the Eurozone countrie...
The Eurozone looks to be safe for the next few weeks after the heads of the 17 countries which use the Euro agreed to stuff more money in envelopes and throw them at Greece. But what do ordinary sausage-slapping Germans think of it? Germany has the most to lose from the current bailouts, as it is the richest country in the Eurozone - as well as the most warmongering.
We asked several ordinary G...
A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P...
In an amazingly magnanimous gesture, Apple, the world's most profitable organisation, is to pay off America's debts.
"What can I say?" said Steve Jobs at a press conference. "People can't buy iPads if they are worrying about their jobs, homes and...
Featured near a patio table outside the Handyman Hardware & Lumberyard in Waukesha, Wisconsin, two Boy Scouts from local troop #421 were hawking hot dogs to raise money for an upcoming camping trip. Their handmade poster-board advertisement was...
Finalists from Britain's Got Talent, Stavros Flattley and Son, are being sent in to Greece to help solve the country's economic crisis.
British Home Secretary Theresa Mayormaynot, has confirmed that the huge-personalitied gentleman and his son hav...
The benefits of abbreviated headlines and cell phone based news snippets were brought into question again this weekend, as news of Greek bond issues hit the airwaves, and several entertainment industry executives were made to look like idiots.
As...
New York: Just while stocks reached record highs in the Great Recession, investigators revealed today they discovered the secret formula of Gold Man Sacks (GMS): 2+2=5. According to investigators, GMS trained its employees to turn two 2s into 5. GM...
