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Funny story:  The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

We recently spoke with an expert about the new Blackout Law that is being introduced in Congress. The new law is aimed at making sure that United States citizens can no longer own, go to, or even remotely talk about, websites that support online p...
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Funny story:  Bob Dylan Caves-in to Chinese Censors...Agrees to Revise Set List for His Asian Tour

Bob Dylan Caves-in to Chinese Censors...Agrees to Revise Set List for His Asian Tour

Bob Dylan's ongoing Asian tour was almost stopped dead in its tracks yesterday, when Chinese censors disapproved of some of the legendary singer's songs. At first, Dylan resisted changing any of his classic tunes to pacify Chinese officials. But a...
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Funny story:  High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
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Funny story:  Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...
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Funny story:  Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

NEWARK, NJ - Emboldened by the recently successful attempts of various politically correct watchdog groups to, at long last, finally have the dreaded "N" word removed from Mark Twain's landmark 19th Century All-American literary classic, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, numerous other "What about us?" players in the growing field of diversified perennial chip on their shoulder ethnic and/or so...
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Funny story:  Why Stop at Spaying and Neutering Only Mark Twain?

Why Stop at Spaying and Neutering Only Mark Twain?

They're changing Mark Twain's words in order to be more politically correct. That makes complete sense. But we need to continue this literary purge. No reason, not to tackle Hemingway, Medville, and Dickens. They're all fair game if we want our progeny to develop in a Christian, God-fearing manner. So, let's fix the other classics that surely offend certain populations. Here are some example...
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Funny story:  Vivian's Way

Vivian's Way

NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...
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Funny story:  Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

The Vatican is accused of blocking internet access for Italians bordering the tiny sovereign. Hundreds of neighbors have complained that the Holy See is trying to control their online lives. Some of the websites reportedly blocked are protestantp...
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Funny story:  Pixelated Penises

Pixelated Penises

AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere. "We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little...
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Funny story:  Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

"Those candy-assed, lily-livered editorial censorship twits are at it again!" complained the largest group ever assembled of paid newspaper writers that refuse to write for the tabloids. The entire crowd of three, who attended the protest planning...
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Funny story:  Censorship In [CENSORED]

Censorship In [CENSORED]

[CENSORED] - Today a report was released showing that more and more Americans are being censored as they write blogs, articles and even emails. Sen. [CENSORED] today stated that real Americans can understand the need to be watched over and censore...
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Funny story:  One MP's Blacked-Out Expenses Claim Form

One MP's Blacked-Out Expenses Claim Form

Form ICU2 Page 200 of 307 Details of second home: a typical second home we all have Address of second home: [blank] Castle, Shropshire Regular Travel Patterns: [blank] Carlo to [blank]; Las [blank] to Reno; the [blank] Islands to Montego [blank] Names of Anyone Delivering Goods To Home: [blank] and Mason's; Har[blank]'s; lots of servants. Legitime Expenses for Constituency Work: mai...
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Funny story:  MP's expenses: Thick black pens being claimed for.

MP's expenses: Thick black pens being claimed for.

MP's were under fire again today when it was reported that 2874 thick black felt-tip 'Censor-rite' pens had been claimed for in the last month. Although these are designated as items of stationery, there is doubt about whether they are being used fo...
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Funny story:  Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon has denied banning gay and lesbian books from its searches and best-seller lists. The on-line retailer has issued a statement saying that the removal of these books, along with thousands of others designated as 'Adult' by Amazon, was a mistak...
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Funny story:  MP's Surfing Censored by Commons Internet Filter

MP's Surfing Censored by Commons Internet Filter

MPs are being prevented from surfing the internet for pornography and other 'inappropriate' material in their Commons offices, it is being claimed. A filter which blocks access to websites that contain "offensive or illegal content or are sources of...
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Funny story:  Prepubescent 'Satanic Slag' album pic behind Scorpions online rumpus

Prepubescent 'Satanic Slag' album pic behind Scorpions online rumpus

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Online disinformation agency Sickiepaedia has been banned in the UK after complaints about a picture of a prepubescent 'Satanic Slag' promoting German band The Scorpions's 1976 Virgin Killer album. The cover features a s...
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Funny story:  Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger the Rabbit has been banned by the Society of People Endlessly Ranting and Mouthing (SPERM) for potentially encouraging bestiality amongst the under-aged.
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Tories Apologise To Mental Health Organisations Over Use Of Stigmatising Language

'Our activists should not be described as "mad, swivel-eyed loons",' said a spokesman, 'but rather as people with severe mental health problems who experience ocular complications.'

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