Karl Mankini of Rotterdam has begun a legal action against his own religion for what he perceives to be basic design flaws.
Mankini is a member of the Intelligent Design Cult that believes that all living things were designed to look like they loo...
One of the greatest achievements of the science of evolution is the evolutionary algorithm.
This mainstay of computing and design was a completely unforeseen extension of the theory of evolution by natural selection, and has rapidly become the bi...
Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science.
"Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn.
"We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who tends to believe that Evolutionists have quite a convincing point, whilst simultaneously acknowledging the existence of a higher spiritual order, today took a short break from his usual weekend bouts of 'not doing a...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a self confessed idiot and long time champion of the pork pie hat, today added his inconsiderable weight to the great Evolutionism v Creationism debate, which has been raging on, quite frankly, idiotic website, www.thes...
The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.
The Intelligent Design Movement, previously known as Creationism, has demanded that Father Christmas be included in the school history curriculum alongside other historic figures, such as Columbus, George Washington and Stan Laurel.
"There is as m...
Science, the greatest construct ever created by man is to be taught in Religious Education classes across Texas.
"We got fed up trying to get religion taught in science classes," said ID proponent, Michael Beye. "So we tried a different tack."...
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children.
The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools.
"We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...
For several decades, Secular Humanists have been brainwashing public schoolchildren with the godless, atheistic theory of evolution. Meanwhile, the scientific establishment has been engaged in a massive conspiracy to keep the truth about evolution fr...
TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday.
Idi Ottick, spoke...
Befuddled evolutionists are again pushing the limits of credibility with their latest whimsical fairy story.
According to characters actually paid by the University of London, about 200 million years ago, some small rodent like creatures developed large olfactory bulbs, found just in front of the brain, this enabled them to smell better.
How and why this change came about is like the rest o...
Comedian and evolution fundamentalist, Richard Dawkins, is being accused of being a big chicken, according to 'highbrow' scandal rag, The Telegraph
Apparently, the normally outspoken believer taunter has refused to debate the existence of God with...
Puzzled evolutionists are getting splinters in their fingers as they scratch their heads at science' latest finding.
An insect known as a 'treehopper' has decided to turn back the clock, and grow three sets of wings!!!!
Evolutionists tell the s...
God woke up one morning, well, it would have been a morning, had he invented them.
"Light!" he said, and so it was. "That's better. I can see where I am going now."
God wanted something different for breakfast on this, he cast around for a new word to describe everything with light in it. He wanted something different for breakfast on this day. That was the word he needed. But what to have?...
Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life.
The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant.
He told reporters "I knew as s...
