Intelligent Design, the theory that the world and everything on it was created by a Man with a Plan, has been overjoyed by the news that their tome, The ID Handbook, has been nominated for Fiction's Biggest Prize, the Booker Prize.
"We're overjoye...
Karl Mankini of Rotterdam has begun a legal action against his own religion for what he perceives to be basic design flaws.
Mankini is a member of the Intelligent Design Cult that believes that all living things were designed to look like they loo...
One of the greatest achievements of the science of evolution is the evolutionary algorithm.
This mainstay of computing and design was a completely unforeseen extension of the theory of evolution by natural selection, and has rapidly become the bi...
Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science.
"Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn.
"We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.
Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community.
The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
The Discovery Institute, the public and commercial face of the Intelligent Design Creationism movement have made a bold bid to buy the Vatican from the Catholic church.
"We believe that the Catholic church has lost sight of what it was set up to a...
The Intelligent Design Movement, previously known as Creationism, has demanded that Father Christmas be included in the school history curriculum alongside other historic figures, such as Columbus, George Washington and Stan Laurel.
"There is as m...
Science, the greatest construct ever created by man is to be taught in Religious Education classes across Texas.
"We got fed up trying to get religion taught in science classes," said ID proponent, Michael Beye. "So we tried a different tack."...
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children.
The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools.
"We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...
The Discovery Institute, the For Prophets organisation set up to preach and teach about intelligent design, has decided the time is right for a junior wing to the movement after repeated failures to convince anybody with an IQ above minus fifty that...
For several decades, Secular Humanists have been brainwashing public schoolchildren with the godless, atheistic theory of evolution. Meanwhile, the scientific establishment has been engaged in a massive conspiracy to keep the truth about evolution fr...
Professor Stephen Hawking has agreed to become the voice of Intelligent Design yesterday.
Speaking through a computerised voice box, Hawking was enthusiastic about what ID stands for.
"Intelligent Design has so much going for it," said Hawking.
TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday.
Idi Ottick, spoke...
Puzzled evolutionists are getting splinters in their fingers as they scratch their heads at science' latest finding.
An insect known as a 'treehopper' has decided to turn back the clock, and grow three sets of wings!!!!
Evolutionists tell the s...
In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...
