New York NY - Police attempted to restore order today in Times Square amid a tumult of rioting fat people. Spokesperson Ms. Phat Derrierey explained why protest had turned to violence.
"It's that ban an large sugary drinks. We all decided that e...
Washington - Dr. P. Knut of the International Space Station has discovered a star in the Milky Way surrounded by sugar. The sugar was detected using sensitive instruments that can tell the molecular structure and composition of tiny hunks of sugar l...
NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again.
The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...
Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth.
As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...
Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth.
As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - This week, the results of a study were released concerning public health and the economic benefits of taxing sugar-sweetened beverages.
Research suggests that a tax on sugary soft drinks would provide a virtually unlimited sourc...
Colonial Sugar issued a declaration of independence to their Imperial Sugar Mother Company, referring to them as "tyrannical overlords." The Colonials, separated by massive distance from their Texas-based monarchs, have penned an eloquent statement o...
Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...
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This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This story tells the woe-begot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar and Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known as Apscbsssslfsm and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
The US Food and Drug Administration banned sugar today in an effort to stop the spread of diabetes and other illnesses related to simple carbohydrates. The ban, effective August 1, 2007, covers table sugar as well as a variety of sugar-related produc...
Scientists in Los Angeles have biologically engineered a new stimulant from sugar cane. The new drug called NovaCane should replace other products in this burgeoning area of consumerism. Marketing suggests that the so called 'Columbian Marching P...
