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Funny story:  Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

St James Palace announced today that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her first child. Although at the moment she is in the King Edward hospital suffering from acute morning sickness. David Cameron welcomed the news saying "It will be...
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Funny story:  Ukrainian topless female protests are the "breast"!

Ukrainian topless female protests are the "breast"!

Ukrainian women protesting topless in Kiev are certainly at the "front" of all global topless protestors because they have the most "front"! The women protesting for more womens rights in the Ukraine are determinded to get their grievances off of the...
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Funny story:  Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Funny story:  Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

There were violent clashes last night outside the French Embassy in South Kensington as protests against the publication of topless photos of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge descended into violence. Groups of middle age women started to arrive outside...
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Funny story:  Kate goes topless for charity!

Kate goes topless for charity!

The duchess of Cambridge (very intellectual) decided to something for charity during her holiday in France and went topless in front of the cameras and she told the ecstatic paparazzi, "chaps, all of the money earnt from flogging my photos should go...
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Funny story:  Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami. She was photo-s...
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Funny story:  US women go topless on "Women's Topless Day" using plastic nipples!

US women go topless on "Women's Topless Day" using plastic nipples!

Women's Topless Day in America has caused quite a "hoot" because it is forbidden for women to show their nipples off in public in the natural form. Many bare chested women are demanding equal rights and want to do what many males do on hot summ...
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Funny story:  Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
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Funny story:  Danish politician wants to use topless women to terrify immigrants from emigrating to Denmark

Danish politician wants to use topless women to terrify immigrants from emigrating to Denmark

A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries. Unable, unwilling, disr...
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Funny story:  Nigella To Fry Bacon Topless In 3D In Beeb Sensation!

Nigella To Fry Bacon Topless In 3D In Beeb Sensation!

BBC bosses remained tight lipped today over rumours that yummy 'chef' the luscious Nigella Lawson is to be approached to shoot a show which will depict her topless, frying bacon in sizzling hot fat - in 3D It is thought that the BBC powers that be...
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Funny story:  Irish Bank uses topless tellers to raise funds

Irish Bank uses topless tellers to raise funds

In a desperate bid to stay solvent an Irish Bank has urged all its bank tellers to work topless in order to save their jobs. Molly Malone from Anglo-Irish Bank retail division "We need to recapitalise our current assets, if we are to cover the...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

It's been pretty well publicised already that cute 'girl next door' Friends actress Jennifer Aniston is to go topless in the upcoming movie 'Wanderlust.' The real reason for ongoing debate seems to revolve around whether darling Jen has perhaps le...
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Funny story:  "Alien Invaders Will Probably Be Topless Females With Overlarge Breasts" Asserts Scientist

"Alien Invaders Will Probably Be Topless Females With Overlarge Breasts" Asserts Scientist

Leading Joddrell Bank scientist, Doctor Arista Flicka contended today that if the planet Earth is ever invaded by alien species that they will probably assume the form of statuesque Amazonian type women, with enormous natural breasts, long lithe legs...
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Funny story:  Michelle (Bombshell) McGee Upgrades Career; Dances Topless This Friday

Michelle (Bombshell) McGee Upgrades Career; Dances Topless This Friday

Proving once again that Andy Warhol was mostly right, Michelle (Bombshell) McGee has agreed to extend her celebrated and publicized role as a Hollywood home wrecker, by appearing as the featured dancer at a local strip club. Following several phot...
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Funny story:  'Headless Body In Topless Bar' Guy Denied Parole

'Headless Body In Topless Bar' Guy Denied Parole

The man behind one of the most sensational news headlines ever, Charles Dingle has been turned down for parole 27 years after he unforgettably hit the headlines in 'The New York Post'. Dingle, then 23 robbed 'Herbie's Bar' a New York topless water...
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Funny story:  NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...
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Funny story:  F-Mart To Go Topless To Bring Back Customers

F-Mart To Go Topless To Bring Back Customers

In a desperate move to try and bring customers back to their stores, F-Mart has announced plans to go topless at their cash registers. This announcement comes on the heels of National Breast Appreciation Day (September 28th), and that will also be t...
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Funny story:  Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

In her tireless quest for charitable works, human decency, and one eye on the publicity machine, Catherine Zeta Jones, wife of that old guy actor who was in 'The Streets Of San Francisco' on TV before starring in 'Romancing The Stone' on the silver s...
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History of Cross Dressing - part 1

Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.

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