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Xtina's Experimental Concept Album Rejected by Record Company
It's called "I Used To Be Hot / My Face Looks Bloated / Like Newt Gingrich's A--hole / I Leak V8 Splash on TV".
Snooki and The Cast Of 'Jersey Shore' Release Today's Schedule...
Snooki and The Cast Of 'Jersey Shore' Release Today's Schedule. As posted on FakeWOPs.web:
GTL, Rapture.
Change To UK Defamation Laws Affect Satire Writers
According to some UK satire websites, anthropomorphized, fictional characters are afforded protection against defamation. "We're not sure, because the law uses big words, so we'll play it safe."
Paul McCartney to Wed Gold-digging Meathole.
Sir Paul McCartney has announced that he will be marrying 55-year-old money grubber Nancy Shevell: First order of business; Shevell is deciding where to hide half of Paul's sh-t.
Editors Fired, Website Seized For Cowardice.
A famous website was seized by Federal officials, and its editors fired, when rather than allowing a dissenting opinion to be published, they deleted it. "Dissent is scary," said website officials.
Egyptian President Mubarek Will Step Down Today
Word that Egyptian President Mubarek will step down today just reached the protesters in Cairo: It looks like the Red Wings just won the Stanley Cup.
Charlie Sheen's $30,000 check to a porn star surfaces
Guess he has to make it out to cash; who's going to cash a check made out to Yeasty McJunkgobbler?
Sheen's Rehab and The Two and a Half Men Fallout.
While Charlie Sheen is in rehab, 2.5 Men will be on hiatus, and it could cost WB $250 million. Also, Angus T. Jones will be 6'7", 285 lbs. by the time Sheen is released.
Cocaine Prices Expected To Drop As Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab.
Now that Charlie Sheen is in rehab, experts expect that the glut of the drug on the market will cut the price of cocaine at the retail level by 15-40%.
Charlie Sheen Enters Betty Ford, Ford Fights Back.
Charlie Sheen entered Betty Ford this week, much to the chagrin of the 92-year-old First Lady. "Great. It's not like there's a lot of syphilis treatments available to someone my age." Allegedly.
As the crisis in Egypt deepens... stay tuned to CNN for up-to-the-minute reports about Charlie Sheen.
As the crisis in Egypt deepens, stay tuned to CNN for up-to-the-minute reports. About Charlie Sheen.
Right now, Michelle Bachmann is brushing up on the Constitution...
Right now, Michelle Bachmann is brushing up on the Constitution: "Ok, how did it go? 'I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill, and I'm sittin' here on... On... Sh-t!"
Nick, Jr. Introduces Italian-American Adventure Cartoon.
Nick, Jr. has announced that they will begin airing an Italian-American Adventure cartoon. "Go, Dago, Go" will premiere in February.
Jenny Craig's Newest Spokesperson is Star Wars star...
Jenny Craig's Newest Spokesperson is Star Wars star Jabba The Hut...What? That's Carrie Fisher? Holy sh-t!!!
Breaking News: Oprah's Secret Guest Will Be...
Breaking News: Oprah's secret reunion guest will be the CEO of NutriSystem, who may be her last hope.
On Live this morning, Kelly Ripa and an Easter Island head are talking to the ghost of Anthony Hopkins.
On Live this morning, Kelly Ripa and an Easter Island head are talking to the ghost of Anthony Hopkins.
Michael Vick: No Dog Deserves To Die, Except For That......
Michael Vick says the only dog that deserves to be killed is "that f--king rude d--khead that openly mocked me during 'Duck Hunt.'"
Time Magazine Releases List of Ten Biggest Douchbags of 2010.
Time Magazine Releases List of Ten Biggest Douchbags of 2010, and Ben Rothlisberger is 3 of them.
US Military Switches To Ham Radio.
The US Military has switched to ham radio for use in Iraq and Afghanistan. "This way, Muslims can't listen in," says President Obama.
US Military Switches To Ham Radio.
The US Military has switched to ham radio for use in Iraq and Afghanistan. "This way, Muslims can't listen in," says President Obama.
Secret message From Rihanna to Drake Revealed.
Drake:
It's 8.30662386.
Rihanna.
Brazilian Taxi Driver Shot Outside Club
A Brazilian taxi driver was shot Christmas morning outside of a club in Sao Paolo, Brasil.
"Bad news, he was killed," says police. "Good news is he doesn't have to live in Brasil anymore."
Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east.
Millions of kids will hear 'Grandma is still at the airport' as Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east. "Starbucks scones for Christmas dinner."
The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser!
The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser! In related news, The Spoof writer Anthonyrosania will be on 'vacation' until April 15th, 2011.
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