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As A Child In Indonesia, Obama Ate Dog Meat
They were nice dogs, obedient dogs, however they were dead dogs, killed after having fallen off the roofs of cars driven by Mormon missionaries.
Robin Gibb Awakens From 12 Day Coma
...but was immediately put back into a coma by Trini Lopez accompanied by a performance artist named Thor doing a visually persuasive version of 'If I Had A Hammer'.
Hillary Clinton Wants To Come Down Hard On Secret Service In Prostitution Scandal
Oh. I bet she does!
U.S. Sailor From USS Ramage Who Shot Into Port Town has admitted that he was actually attempting to annex Poland.
No others seem to be involved but one US official with a funny moustache was quoted as saying in a clipped voice "vee vill let you know."
Iraqi Man In Arizona Who Ran Down His Daughter...
...for being 'too westernized' has bought a 4 wheel drive BMW SUV and joined a golf and country club in Scottsdale.
Michael Schumacher Says He Has Lost 3 Kilos Since Announcing His Return
and all it took was to share a breakfast of All Bran and prune juice with Bernie and Max.
Conrad Poohs And His Dancing Teeth
have been invited to perform at a White House Gala honoring the Association of American Dental Hygienists. Debbie Rowe will perform the toast at dinner followed by a signing of Petri dishes.
Michael Jackson Still, Still....And Still...Not Buried
Prior to his death, Michael Jackson had promised to dig his own grave but has reneged on that agreement. Lawyers are contemplating action.
Swine Flu Attacks Only Young and Healthy...
...the elderly and sick rejoice.
Vancouver Man Tasered By R.C.M.P.
for removing the 'Do Not Remove' tag from his mattress.
Stevie Wonder Releases Message Regarding Michael Jackson's 'Murder'
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Video Shocker: Michael Jackson On Fire In Pepsi Ad
That's nothing. You forget what Coke did to John Belushi.
Pope To Start New 24 Hour Internet Radio Service
All Gregorian chants, all the time.
15-foot shark washes ashore in N.Y.
Believed to have worked for Goldman Sachs.
California is going to rethink its policy that enables...
a drug addicted, financially insolvent, single black man suspected of child molestation to have a white woman artificially inseminated with a white man's sperm so that he can bring up the children.
The Space Shuttle Has Been Postponed Due To Lightning
..which some say is a result of Elvis whoopin' Michael Jackson's butt for marrying his daughter.
Best One Liner At Michael Jackson Memorial That Everybody Missed
...from Stevie Wonder.
"Michael Jackson dead. I never thought I'd see this."
Michael Jackson's Brain To Be Shot Into Space
Which is appropriate. It's been circling Uranus for the last 25 years.
Michael Jackson Funeral Procession
Funeral director is wondering if it's wise to have Al Cowlings driving the hearse.
Beatle Manager Allen Klein Dies At 77
'The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still'
- Paul McCartney
The Man Responsible For The Website Coding...
that remembers your postal/zip code when looking at store flyers online has been sacked.
Girl Who Survived Airbus Crash Into Indian Ocean Says...
throughout the ordeal, the Airbus inflight entertainment system never failed and she didn't realize the plane had crashed.
President of Chinese Petri Dish Manufacturer...
admits his product help give birth to Michael Jackson's children.
"Branket! I am youl Fathel." Xioa Ping Dong was heard shouting.
Staten Island Ferry crash injures 9
Several waterlogged survivors adrift in the Hudson River were picked up by a passing US Airways Airbus A320.
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