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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

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Man City have proven that this is the only way to do it!

The Red Devils of Manchester left their satanic powers behind them last night and deserved to get "Blue-n" away. But every red cloud has a silver (second position) lining: They not only lost the one title last night, they lost the other one too. "Britain's most hated club"

Because everybody hates United and they were hated for the real reson, jealousy. Their noisy neighbours will be hated even more because big-mouth, arrogant, wannabee super-star, Liam Gallagher (Who?), is their number one fan and their success was bought with mega-millions and everybody hates that, ask Chelsea.

So every negative has a positive and Man United can sit back this season and say; "we were crap all year (especially against Everton and in the Champions League) we've lost everything, but the most important thing is, we've lost that other title and given it to them, at last!"

Next season is just around the corner and City will spend, spend, spend making football even more what it is, a big ball of mega-buck nothing; I can't wait!

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