Funny story: George Osborne Diagnosed With Night of the Living Dead Syndrome

George Osborne Diagnosed With Night of the Living Dead Syndrome

Stunned PM David Cameron has denied prior knowledge that side kick George Osborne is a long term victim of Night of the Living Dead Syndrome In an emotional press conference held this afternoon, the PM rushed to calm fears that the zombie Chancellor...
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Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...
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Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War

Prime Minister, David Cameroon, has come up with a clever plan to embarrass Labour by promoting a TV debate with Class War before the next election. He argued that there was a 'groundswell of opinion that dismissed all the effing political parties...
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Funny story: Doctor's Puddle Drama

Doctor's Puddle Drama

A doctor almost drowned in what was described as a 'freak puddle' in Gloucester. Dr Mesut Foster was visiting the city on Tuesday when he stepped into the puddle, which was said to have been caused by a burst water main. An eye-witness said 'I sa...
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Funny story: The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...
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Andy Murray Crowns Himself New SNP Leader

Still riding high off the aftermath of his #indyref tweet, Andy Murray has voted himself in as the new SNP leader, despite having left Scotland nearly a decade ago. With the old leader Alex Salmond mysteriously missing from the party, speculation...
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Royal Family Unhappy With The Scottish "Mess" - Drastic Action Needed - Prince Philip

In an unprecedented attack on the state of the Scottish coastline, Prince Philip told a meeting of Cartographers that Prince Charles had drawn up plans to Polyfill the crevices and uneven edges around the Scottish Coastline so that it would look neat...
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Funny story: Golf courses an endangered habitat, says UN

Golf courses an endangered habitat, says UN

A United Nations environmental report has highlighted the shocking statistic that the world has lost almost half of its golf courses since 1960. Every day, an area of golf courses the size of Wales becomes abandoned and left for the untamed forces of...
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Plans Unveiled For £97m Supercomputer To Boost Met Office Computing Capacity By 13 Times

'We will still have no bloody idea,' confirmed a Met office expert, 'what tomorrow's weather will be in southern Hampshire.'
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Funny story: Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists at the university of Stockholm have revealed that dying could actually have substantial health benefits for your body. Previously experts felt that when a person expires there were no advantages and that life simply ended, however that has...
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Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.
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Funny story: Queen Demands Alex Salmond's Head On A Pike

Queen Demands Alex Salmond's Head On A Pike

Despite carrying letters of safe conduct and passage to England, former Scottish first minister Alex Salmond was handed over to English soldiers at Robroyston near Glasgow late Friday night and has been transported to London on the orders of Queen El...
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Funny story: Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Peers Morgan, the ex 1960s D.J. famous for hosting "Ready Steady Rock" was yesterday said to be furious at television news helicopters which have been circling his council house for three weeks. This morning police helicopters began an intensive...
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Funny story: Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Major media companies have offered huge inducements to fill the gap left by trial reporting on T.V. as next week sees the end of yet another celebrity ordeal. Rumours of rewards such as £10,000 in Woolworths vouchers and free video hires for a year f...
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Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.
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Funny story: Scotland Divided On Eve Of Independence

Scotland Divided On Eve Of Independence

Latest opinion polls put the voting in Scotland at 50-50 and a dead heat is on the cards. Our Spoof man in Scotland Jamus McWiley has asked Alex Salmon, the Scottish Chief what he will do about this. 'We shall have a recount' he said 'and if the v...
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Funny story: University's New Princess B.A. Attracts Thousands Of Phone Inquiries

University's New Princess B.A. Attracts Thousands Of Phone Inquiries

Mothers with small girls throughout Britain have been besieging colleges such as Oxford with inquiries about degrees and doctorates in Princessology. The new course has been offered to cater for tens of thousands of keen children obsessed with dr...
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