NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons.
Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was speaking in the Voodoo Arena when he was soundly booed by over 900 senior citizens.
At first Ryan could not believe that the elderly members of AARP were booing him so strongly that they were actually drowning him out and he could not even hear himself lying [i.e. talking].
One senior citizen, identified as Spencerton B. Titchmarsh, 89, of Lake Charles, told Political Salad Bar Magazine's Sinclair Petaluma that "Ron 'Eddie Munster' Ryan needs to get his lyin' behind, on back to his home state of Wisconsin, where he can probably fool most of the people, because he ain't gonna be fooling any Louisiana Cajuns, Creoles, or Saints' fans."
When "Lyin' Ryan" told the crowd that he was going to repeal Obamacare the boos and hisses got even louder. Petaluma called it "Category 5" booing.
Tessie Wheatgrass, who is 97, remarked that she will not be voting for Romney because she cannot stand Ryan. Tessie pointed out that Beaver Cleaver as Vice-President Biden calls him looks like a cross between a used car salesman and a ruthless telemarketer.
Ryan was only half way into his computer-generated speech when he had to stop because of the chicken eggs that began raining down on him. Four of the eggs hit the podium but one did manage to strike Ronnie on his widow's peak.
He pooched out his lip and replied that he did not come to Louisiana to get treated like that Alaskan "Snowflake" Sarah Palin.
As he was being escorted out of the Voodoo Arena by members of the New Orleans Police Department the crowd started yelling out in unison, "LI-AR! LI-AR! LI-AR!"
In A Related Story. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that "Old Mittens" Romney has asked Ryan to please cut off his widow's peak so that he puts an end to the incessant chants by a group known as the Widow's Peakers.