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Britain's army of MOD civil servants share £40m in bonuses!

Britain's army of Ministry of Defence civil servants share £40million in bonuses!

"Why are we allowing this?"

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Manchester City offer £58m for Cesc Fabregas!

Man City will offer a ­staggering ­£58million for the Arsenal star.

"That reminds me, I must get some athlete's foot cream from the Pound Shop!"

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Pensioners to lose bus-passes, TV licences. and Winter fuel payments!

Social Market Foundation: OAP's should lose their free bus travel, winter fuel payments and free TV licences.

"You B-----DS!"

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Trapped driver lives on snow for two months in -30º temps

Incredible ice man Peter Skyllberg lost three stones after living on nothing but snow since being trapped in drifts on a lonely forest road in the week before ­Christmas.

Daily Express

"Amazing!"

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Adele mannequins in short supply

A company that manufactures mannequins with the more shapely curves of Adele, is not able to keep up with demand because they are having to contend with a shortage of plastic.

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Greek financial crisis deepens

Acropolis to be sold and converted into Premier Inn.

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UK 7 year-old accused of being a racist!

At school a white UK 7 year-old asked his mate if he came from Africa, a teacher overheard the question, accused him of being a racist, banned him from school and now the boy has joined the KKK!

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Afghan Protestors Anthem

Afghans protest over reported Koran desecration at U.S. base. Many singing old Who song, "Talkin' 'Bout My Desecration" during protests!

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Wife claims Lord Lucan 'did not flee abroad'

"Your confusing him with 'canoe man' John Darwin" *

* Darwin faked his death in 2002 and was living in Panama until 2007 when he walked into a London police station claiming he had lost his memory

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BBC Weather Forecasts to Be Aired after the 9 O'clock Watershed

To be on the safe side, BBC weather forecasts which feature Alex Deakin are to be broadcast after the nine o'clock watershed… JUST IN CASE!

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